The Peach Button
See something worth SMARTASSR'ing? Hit the peach right by the post or comment box. We grab the context, you pick the attitude, then insert the reply.

Copy what they said. Pick your poison. SMARTASSR what you say back.
SMARTASSR is built to meet you where the conversation is — with an integrated peach on supported desktop sites, quick mobile handoff, and copy-anything backup everywhere else.
My angel, today is our 2-year wedding anniversary, and I just want you to know that I love being your wife.
The comeback you wish you'd thought of.
Two years in and you still chose me. Bold strategy.
Happy anniversary. Your warranty is officially expired.
Love you too. No refunds after 24 months.
See something worth SMARTASSR'ing? Hit the peach right by the post or comment box. We grab the context, you pick the attitude, then insert the reply.
Send a post to SMARTASSR from your share menu or use the SMARTASSR keyboard while you're already replying. No bouncing around more than you have to.
Text. Email. Group chat. Dating app. Weird forum. If you can copy it, you can still SMARTASS it.
Try the workflow right here. These are hand-picked demo replies, so playing costs nothing.
Okay. I'll be there.
Grab the post, pick your poison and hit SMARTASS IT.
Funny, Smartass, Savage, Deadpan, Unhinged, Friendly, Raunchy, Locker Room or No Filter.
Movie quotes, dad jokes, Southern, sports, puns, mic drops and more. Season to taste.
Grammar, slang, profanity, shorthand and reply length. Less robot. More you.
Save favorites, redo one reply, make it funnier, edit it, copy it or insert it.
Not the same joke rewritten three times. Pick the one that hits, then redo one, make it funnier, Add More Ass, edit it, copy it or insert it.
Four hours of golf and three hours explaining why it took four hours.
Estimated return time has been revised to eventually.
Bro went out for nine holes and started a second family.
Both cheeks included. Every Poison. Every Add Some Ass. Every feature. The whole SMARTASSR is yours.
Got a Poison or some Ass that belongs in SMARTASSR? Throw it at us. Hardcore? Music? Something we haven't thought of yet?

You'll know where to go.
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