THE COMEBACK YOU WISH YOU THOUGHT OF

NEVER AT A LOSS
FOR WORDS.

Copy what they said. Pick your poison. SMARTASSR what you say back.

10 free credits. No card.
TEXTS•GROUP CHATS•SOCIAL•EMAIL•REDDIT•ANYTHING YOU CAN COPY
LESS COPYING. MORE SMARTASSING.

RIGHT WHERE YOU
ALREADY REPLY.

SMARTASSR is built to meet you where the conversation is — with an integrated peach on supported desktop sites, quick mobile handoff, and copy-anything backup everywhere else.

SMARTASSR IN ACTION→SEE IT. PEACH IT. PICK ONE. DONE.←
FROM THE BROWSERTHE PINNED EXTENSION
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GROUP CHAT

My angel, today is our 2-year wedding anniversary, and I just want you to know that I love being your wife.

SMARTASSR0.5.4

The comeback you wish you'd thought of.

My angel, today is our 2-year wedding anniversary, and I just want you to know that I love being your wife.

Two years in and you still chose me. Bold strategy.

Happy anniversary. Your warranty is officially expired.

Love you too. No refunds after 24 months.

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Integrated peach when the site supports it.Same SMARTASSR brain from the pinned extension everywhere else.
🍑DESKTOP

The Peach Button

See something worth SMARTASSR'ing? Hit the peach right by the post or comment box. We grab the context, you pick the attitude, then insert the reply.

📱MOBILE

Share + Keyboard

Send a post to SMARTASSR from your share menu or use the SMARTASSR keyboard while you're already replying. No bouncing around more than you have to.

📋ANYWHERE ELSE

Copy Anything

Text. Email. Group chat. Dating app. Weird forum. If you can copy it, you can still SMARTASS it.

DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

GRAB IT. SMARTASS IT.

Try the workflow right here. These are hand-picked demo replies, so playing costs nothing.

→
02 PICK YOUR POISON
SMARTASSR🍑
Hit GRAB and watch the post land here.
SMARTASS LEVEL6
REPLY LENGTH
03 SEE THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT YOU ALMOST SAID

Okay. I'll be there.

VS
WHAT SMARTASSR SAYS

Grab the post, pick your poison and hit SMARTASS IT.

SMARTASS · LEVEL 6
NOT ANOTHER BORING AI REPLY BOX

YOUR ATTITUDE.
YOUR RULES.

☠

Pick Your Poison

Funny, Smartass, Savage, Deadpan, Unhinged, Friendly, Raunchy, Locker Room or No Filter.

🔥

Add Some Ass

Movie quotes, dad jokes, Southern, sports, puns, mic drops and more. Season to taste.

🎚

Write Like You

Grammar, slang, profanity, shorthand and reply length. Less robot. More you.

⭐

Save The Good Shit

Save favorites, redo one reply, make it funnier, edit it, copy it or insert it.

YOUR COMEBACK, UPGRADED.

THREE REPLIES. THREE DIFFERENT ANGLES.

Not the same joke rewritten three times. Pick the one that hits, then redo one, make it funnier, Add More Ass, edit it, copy it or insert it.

SMARTASS

Four hours of golf and three hours explaining why it took four hours.

DEADPAN

Estimated return time has been revised to eventually.

LOCKER ROOM

Bro went out for nine holes and started a second family.

SIMPLE ON PURPOSE

WE DON'T HALF-ASS IT.

Both cheeks included. Every Poison. Every Add Some Ass. Every feature. The whole SMARTASSR is yours.

START WITH 10 FREE CREDITS.No card. No watered-down version. Try the whole damn thing.
SMARTASSRFULL ACCESS
$4.99/month
Billed monthly · 50 credits reset every month
ANNUAL OPTION: $49.99/YEAR · SAVE $9.89
  • ✓ 50 SMARTASS credits every month
  • ✓ 1 credit = 1 new grabbed post, text or message
  • ✓ Redo, Funnier, Add More Ass + tweaks included on that same grab
  • ✓ All Poisons + all Add Some Ass options
  • ✓ Personal Style + Write Like You
  • ✓ Up to 3 replies at a time + Saved Ass
USED ALL 50?GO ENDLESS.Unlimited new grabs until your next monthly reset.
$3.99that month
A new post, text or message uses a credit. Keep working that same grab without burning another one.
THINK WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING?

GIVE US MORE ATTITUDE.

Got a Poison or some Ass that belongs in SMARTASSR? Throw it at us. Hardcore? Music? Something we haven't thought of yet?

IF YOU CAN COPY IT, YOU CAN SMARTASS IT.

NOT JUST SOCIAL MEDIA.

TEXTS • SOCIAL • EMAIL • GROUP CHATS • REDDIT • DATING • WORK
LITERALLY ANYTHING YOUR ASS CAN COPY.

THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK
“I NEED A GOOD RESPONSE TO THIS.”

You'll know where to go.

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